The one where we give advice to an ex-Mormon.

ft. the inimitable Paul Town

UNITED STATES - CIRCA 1900: Christ in Salt Lake City, United States - Christ with stars and clouds at Mormon temple. Newly-weds in front of the statue of Christ. (Photo by Francois LE DIASCORN/Gamma-Rapho via Getty Images)

Welcome back to another edition of… should we give this advice column a name? I kind of love just calling it “The Advice Column.” It …