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I did not write the following article but I want you to read it.
Penned by Default-Wisdom-fave humdog, it was originally published here, in The Alphaville Herald, a newspaper created for the MMO The Sims Online.
I recently re-read it and it occurred to me, not only does this explain how Twitter works, it explains why ‘woken…