Happy Valentine's Day, advice seekers.

Today, we tackle the classic "can't get a gf" guy.

We’ve brought back special guest contributor Paul Town. Buy his book It Is the Secret, it’s the best thing I’ve read since The Pussy.

PORTUGAL - CIRCA 1900: Montalegre, Portugal - Old man crossing a snowy place. (Photo by Georges DUSSAUD/Gamma-Rapho via Getty Images)

I’m a classic can’t-get-a-GF guy. All the advice I get is “change yourself, be more inter…