Suicide-by-Kiwi-Farms

You can’t delete your past, but you can die trying.

If you’re as extremely online as Katherine and I are, you’ve probably had the surreal experience of trying to explain some obscure internet drama to an IRL friend, only to suddenly be overcome with horror upon listening to yourself. The feeling is further compounded when your friend reacts as if you just told them the ghost of Abraham Lincoln appears to…