Sex robot engineer, I

This is a work of fiction.

August 1, 2013 

The wine bar was one of those places that newly-minted quants or first-year Columbia business students promise you is cool or exclusive but is really just expensive. They probably are aware of places that are cool, but they can’t get in, and they hope you don’t know any better. So they take you to the next best thing. A place where they c…